My new years resolution was to never write a blog post when im drunk. However that resolution broke around 5.45 on the 1st Jan.. some of the ipb’ers crowd prob read it but i deleted it straight away when i woke up the next day . I actually read the first line the next day but i went crimson so i deleted the rest without even reading.
So im still in Malta. It must be one of the best countries in the world to live in. Its got the weather, its got the food, its got some ok nightlife, its got….no……. native good looking women, but at least it has alot of foreign women especially shitloads from sweden!!!!
Anyways lets forget about the boatload of swedish women that have igonored me all year lets talk about the fun and fucked up stories that have happened to me over the course of the year
1. Ouch
I got the shit beat out of me by a Russian bouncer for trying to chat up an off duty manky pole dancer. Since then i have stopped trying to talk to any good looking women who looks 30+. It has worked out well, see below!!
2. Barred
I had to stop frequenting my favourite pub in st julians because i wrote a ridiculous drunken blog post that was found by the owner of that pub. I tried to apologize by buying a box of chocs and followed up by a verbal apology, but i was told in no uncertain ways by a fellow Irishman who was the bar manager that there was never going to be the right time or place (basically i was told to fuck off, even though i may have exaggerated abit in my blog post but 2 of the main points I made was 100% valid. ) to do so, so since then i have never gone back.
3. Results
I was profitable as a poker player but lifewise I made a loss! Im sure there are many people like me. I was lucky to have a good support system. I think that is why i never tried to play as much poker as i thought i should, anyways it looks like i spent around 6k euros out of my savings the past year, so I won 24k but i spent 30k so things really need to change, and i mean this poker game is getting tougher by the day, and there is way less fish to isolate.
4. Friends.
The first 6 months in Malta i met no one from Malta. However around May i got invited to meet some of the 2+2 30+ crowd. Turned out to be a great occasion as i have been close friends since. Due to this 2+2 connection i have gone out on the piss with loads of sound people including some famous names like ryan fees and justin bonomo. Fees is a sound bloke and got pissed so quickly on Guinness, while bonomo must think im a nutter after i said to him that the irish sterotype is pure bullshit, and within 5 mins i was involved in a retarded pushing fight!!
One of the best friendships i made was a IPB’er called Caf. One of the soundest blokes you could ever meet. The first day I meet him we went on a 2 day drinking session, and through that session he told me that by my online persona, he perceived me to be some dry cunt with absolutely no sense of humour.. Well I hope i proved that wrong. on that matter the reason I a boring online persona is due to the fat that it is hard to drop the seriousness out of any written posts if you have worked and scripted thousands of emails and documents in IT administration over the past 10 years!
5. Love Life
I met a beautiful girl in Malta, alas she is not Maltese but a gorgeous girl from Doncaster, Yorkshire. I really dont want to move back to Ireland or Northern England so Im determined that 2012 will be an unbelievable year work and love wise and i can live here profitable with designs to staying here permanently!
So that’s all i can think off now. I hope by this my latest post i haven’t pissed off anyone in Malta and i hope that all my future posts will be insulated for maltese people so i dont loose out on any other entertainment benefits!!:-)
On a side note if anyone from IPB are caling over to Malta on holidays, please give me a shout and i will meet up for a few drinks
LaterHosen:-)
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